nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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