Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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