Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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