: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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