it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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