My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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