Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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