How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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