You surviving the open bar?
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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