Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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