We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Sorry my hands just texted you
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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