I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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