Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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