Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
barbara walters just said penis...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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