i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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