I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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