ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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