We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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