god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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