Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i think i scared a bird with my dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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