We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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