perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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