haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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