is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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