I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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