Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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