I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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