I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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