dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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