I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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