so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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