yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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