Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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