dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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