i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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