we're blogging at a bar
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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