Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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