How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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