Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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