But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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