your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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