He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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