: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.