I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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