I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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