the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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