I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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