Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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