so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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