Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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