I want to make a zoo with you.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Let's paint friendship bongs
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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