we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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