Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
