I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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