I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
When are your genitals available?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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