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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Damn victory sex feels great
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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