i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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