Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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