We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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